Moon beast
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You are fighting a moon beast.
Frooooooogs iiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaace! Ahem. A moon beast is a huge, frog-like critter, glistening like it had been coated in oil. It lurches towards you with a hideous gurgling sound. Yes, in space nobody can hear you scream, but you can hear them gurgle. That's just how it works.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- It rears up and slashes you with its powerful front legs. Who knew frogs had powerful front legs?
- It lunges at your face, attacking you with its face-tentacles, which is so many levels of disgusting that you don't want to think about it any more.
- It bull-rushes you, crashing into you with its shoulder. Must be a space bullfrog.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It rears up and slashes at you with its powerful front legs, but you remind it that frogs don't have powerful front legs.
- It lunges at your face, but you smack it in the nose, making it back off.
- It bull-rushes at you, but you distract it with a red cape.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 545 experience.
You got an item: bone flute (22.1 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: space mead (22 ± 3.1%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- "Frooooooogs iiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaace!" is a reference to the Pigs in Space sketch in The Muppet Show.
- A Moon-beast is a fictional creature in H. P. Lovecraft's Dream Cycle.
- The description contains a reference to the movie Alien, which was promoted with the slogan "In space, no one can hear you scream".