Multidimensional terror

multidimensional terror

You are fighting a multidimensional terror.

It's hard to describe this creature other than to say it's truly terrible. If you've ever seen a pandimensional horror, then you know what we're talking about.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

It calls up Natalie Portman and the two of them try to explain astrophysics and the multiverse. It really makes your head hurt. damage+ (psychic) damage
It seems to disappear, only to reappear when you aren't looking and sucker punch you. It's really disconcerting. damage+ (psychic) damage
Trippy colors swirl around it as it shifts from form to form and slashes you. damage+ (psychic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

It starts to explain the multiverse, but you've read too many comic books to be impressed.
It changes forms, hoping for a battle form, but now it's just a multidimensional terrier.
It moves and sways to lull you to sleep, but all you can think is, "That slender man sure can do a lovely petit battement."

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 102 experience.

You got an item: cosmic crystals (36.8 ± 3.6%)
You got an item: glob of goo (27.5 ± 3.4%)