Neverending red pen
neverending red pen
Plural: Unknown; currently impossible to determine
Talk about bleeding ink, this neverending red pen will leave you bleeding blood. It's quite good for making critical remarks (constructive criticism, of course), and leaves a trail of red wherever it goes. Some of that red is fire, though, which is an odd thing for a pen. Perhaps it was the one once owned by Samuel Clemens, reputed to have been warmed up in hell?
Level Required: 10
Item cannot be traded or sold
Item cannot be auto-sold
-1 HP per turn
+4% chance of critical hits.**
+10 fire damage
** Fumble and critical hit values are capped at +/- 20%.
Custom item given to Muhandes for continuous spell-checking and consistency enforcing efforts.
- Samuel Clemens is the real name of writer Mark Twain. "A pen warmed up in hell" is the phrase Twain used to describe his more severe writing.