Off to the Races!
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Off to the Races! Finally able to make it far enough into camp, you peek around a building and notice that massive jerk, Smash Crash standing with his back to you. While you're trying to decide if a backstab is appropriate for a hero, you cast your eyes across the camp and notice an even bigger brute just standing there. You can only assume that it's Smash's brother, Crush Crash. Smash is the second largest brute you've ever seen, and Crush is absolutely enormous. He also looks like he doesn't get around much, but if someone gets close, he'll plaster them.
Actually, that's just crazy enough to work! Have Smash chase you until he plows into his brother. After all, you've always wondered what would happen when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.
- If you are not wearing the red cape, greased bowling shoes, or the portable hole:
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated as you run. He mutters and looks around before grabbing one of the trainees and throwing him at you. The trainee knocks you off your feet and you both look pretty confused before remembering that you're enemies.
- You will instead fight a random Camp Training Camp or Rooftops over WoDo foe.
- If you are wearing the red cape but not greased bowling shoes or the portable hole:
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. You get a sinking feeling in your stomach as you realize that he's a lot faster than you are. You start yelling, "Serpentine! Serpentine!" and try to dart back and forth, but you just can't change direction fast enough. The last thing you remember is being run over by a runaway train disguised as a human.
You take X damage!
You gain an effect: Internal Injuries. (Added for 60 minutes.)
- If you are wearing greased bowling shoes but not the red cape or the portable hole:
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated as you run. He mutters and looks around before grabbing one of the trainees and throwing him at you. You yelp in surprise but your super slick bowling shoes let you slide out of the way. It's unpleasant for the trainee, but that's not your problem.
- If you are wearing the portable hole but not the red cape or greased bowling shoes:
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated as you run. He mutters and looks around before grabbing one of the trainees and throwing him at you. You yelp in surprise but manage to throw your hole on the ground and dive in before the trainee hits you. It's unpleasant for the trainee, but that's not your problem.
- If you are wearing the red cape and greased bowling shoes, but not the portable hole:
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. He's faster than you, but thanks to your super-slick bowling shoes, you're able to slide and scoot out of the way each time he gets near you. It's pretty close a couple times, but you manage to stay just ahead of him. It doesn't take too long for the two of you to cross the entire camp and you see the huge form of Crush looming over you. You get a sinking feeling in your stomach as you realize you didn't come up with an exit strategy. The last thing you remember is your body making a horrible crunching sound as you're smushed between the two brothers.
You take X damage!
You gain an effect: Concussed. (Added for 45 minutes.)
You gain another effect: Internal Injuries. (Added for 60 minutes.)
- If you are wearing greased bowling shoes and the portable hole, but not the red cape:
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated as you run. He mutters and looks around before grabbing one of the trainees and throwing him at you. You yelp in surprise but manage to throw your hole on the ground and use your bowling shoes to execute a power slide. It's unpleasant for the trainee, but that's not your problem.
- If you are wearing the red cape and the portable hole, but not greased bowling shoes:
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. You get a sinking feeling in your stomach as you realize that he's a lot faster than you are. You start yelling, "Serpentine! Serpentine!" and try to dart back and forth, but you just can't change direction fast enough. In a final act of desperation, you drop your portable hole on the ground at your feet and fall in. Smash barrels on past you, luckily.
- If you are wearing the red cape, greased bowling shoes, and the portable hole:
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. He's faster than you, but thanks to your super-slick bowling shoes, you're able to slide and scoot out of the way each time he gets near you. It's pretty close a couple times, but you manage to stay just ahead of him. It doesn't take too long for the two of you to cross the entire camp and you see the huge form of Crush looming over you. You fling your portable hole ahead of you and make one last slide at the final second before impact, falling into it. You lightly skin your knee, but are out of the way when the two brothers collide. A titanic explosion shakes the entire compound, and by the time the dust clears, your hole is at the lip of a deep crater. Peering down, you see the brothers at the bottom, knocked senseless. Looks like your work here is done. You pick up your hole and give Rand a call to have these two hauled off to Super Villain Jail.
You gain 2000 experience.
You have earned a bonus gold foil at your next retcon for your efforts.
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Notes
- X is your current HP.
- Once completed when properly equipped, this area is no longer accessible.