Pax Verde commando

Pax Verde commando

You are fighting a Pax Verde commando.

These guys are the best of the best. Well, no, not really; they just like dressing in black.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He yells really loud and unleashes a series of attacks. 10 hit combo!
He jumps into the shadows and then leaps out behind you, using some crazy ninja-like move.
He takes a few minutes to lecture you about water usage. You're so bored that you just hit yourself in the face to make him stop.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He yells really loud and strains something.
He jumps into the shadows and smacks against a bulkhead. Idiot.
He starts to lecture you about water usage. You tell him you gave it up for Lent.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 57-91 chips.

You gain 73 experience.

You got an item: ecofriendly body oil (20.1 ± 3%)
You got an item: unleaded pipe (13.6 ± 1.8%)
You got an item: camouflage dungarees (10.3 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: coil of rope (13.3 ± 1.8%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.

The image is Arnold Schwarzenegger who starred the movie Commando. However, the image is from the movie Predator.
The first hit message refers to the Tekken series of games where each character has a 10 hit combo.