Pax Verde operative
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| Pax Verde operative |
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You are fighting a Pax Verde operative.
There are environmentalists who agitate for change. There are environmentalists that are little more than reheated hippies. There are environmentalists who think the best way to change things is to blow up icons of industry. Guess which type this is...
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He yells about pollution while dumping industrial waste over your head; eww. (acid) damage
- He kicks you hard in the shin. What a jerk.
- He clubs you about the head and shoulders, screaming about baby seals.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He yells about pollution while throwing industrial waste at you. You lecture him about hypocrisy.
- He tries to kick you in the shin, but you dodge. Hey, they can't all be dramatic!
- He tries to club you while screaming about seals, but you distract him with a domesticated turtle.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 54-89 chips.
You gain 71 experience.
You got an item: unleaded pipe 
(9.4 ± 1.5%)
You got an item: camouflage dungarees 
(9.6 ± 1.5%)
You got an item: squawking radio 
(21.3 ± 2.1%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to acid damage.
50% weak to ice damage.
Locations
References
- The miss message about clubbing and seals, and domesticated turtles, is a reference to game Kingdom of Loathing. Specifically, the two muscle classes in the game are "Seal Clubbers" and "Turtle Tamers".
- The image is of an Imperial trooper from Star Wars, with a recycling logo added to its chest.