Pickled potter
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You are fighting a pickled potter.
This guy has had a hard life. He grew up thinking he was going to be a wizard, until he found out he was destined to make pottery instead. Now he slaves away at his pottery wheel making cheap knick-knacks for a flea market on Yang Boulevard. Tonight he's going to take his frustrations out on you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He flings some cut-rate pottery at you. Normally shattering into tiny pieces with razor-sharp edges isn't a benefit, but he seems to have found his calling.
- He goes after you like you're a pot full of chips.
- He tries to make you disappear, but just ends up shoving you through a table instead.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He flings some cut-rate pottery at you, but your dodges are full-price and worth every chip.
- He takes a swing at you like you're a pot, but you aren't full of chips and health drops.
- He tries to make you disappear, but he's pickled enough he can't even pronounce "disappear," unless "pitha... pithapa" is some magic word you've never heard of.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 16-27 chips.
You gain 16 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.