Pipe Dreams
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The pond is partially filled with water and entirely filled with frogs and toads. Well, frogs... which apparently includes toads. Taxonomy is confusing.
Anyway, there are a bunch of pipes. If there were more pipes, there'd probably be less water spraying everywhere... which would be nice.
On the other hand, the quick application of a hammer could push the pond towards overflowing.
Options:
- Hammer the pipes (with a hammer equipped)
- Hammer the pipes (without a hammer equipped)
- Replace some pipe (with lead pipe)
- Replace some pipe (without lead pipe)
- Leave it to the plumbers
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Results
If you chose Hammer the pipes (with a hammer equipped):
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Pipes! What are they good for?
You decide it's time for the reign of pipes to come to an end.
You go to town on the pipes with your hammer (not your fists, the one in your fists). Water gushes out, making the pond deeper and time... earlier? Does that even make sense?
If you chose Hammer the pipes (without a hammer equipped):
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Pipes! What are they good for?
You decide it's time for the reign of pipes to come to an end.
These pipes are really looking for a beating. If only you had some sort of tool for smashing things in your hand.
If you chose Replace some pipe (with lead pipe):
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Where Have All the Plumbers Gone?
Clearly these leaky pipes have something to do with all the frogs.
You add a length of lead pipe to the mix (remember this is from before they invented lead poisoning). The water level of the pond decreases a little, moving time forwards... you're not even sure what's going on there.
If you chose Replace some pipe (without lead pipe):
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Where Have All the Plumbers Gone?
Clearly these leaky pipes have something to do with all the frogs.
Yeah, there's a lot of pipe in here that just needs to be replaced. It's old pipe too, so none of this fancy pants PVC or titanium stuff. Just good old lead.
If you chose Leave it to the plumbers:
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Probably Kart Racing
Seriously, where are all the plumbers when this is happening? Did they not have plumbers in the past?
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References
- The results for the first choice refer to the lyrics of the song "War" by Edwin Starr.
- The results for the second choice refer to the song "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?".
- The results for the third choice refer to the Mario Kart video games, starring a famous video game plumber.