Pizza boy

pizza boy

You are fighting a pizza boy.

He introduces himself as Mr Boy, The Gastronomic Disbursement Specialist. Whether due to people not using his preferred title or years of getting stiffed on tips, he's begun a villainous rampage!

So far, he's just knocking over mailboxes and throwing pizzas through non-customers' windows. But, after that, it's only a matter of time.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He attempts to hurl today's tips at you, but his expression as he opens the empty wallet is soul-crushing enough. (psychic) damage
• He pulls a Frayday Night Special on you. Thankfully its just triple cheese... unfortunately, it's still really hot. damage + (fire) damage
• He tries to call for reinforcements, but his phone won't work and he switches to just yelling really loud. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He attempts to hurl today's tips at you, but pocket lint isn't yet qualified as a deadly weapon.
• He pulls a Frayday Night Special on you, but it's just triple cheese.
• He tries to call for reinforcements, but can't get through to the store while Hero Dash is on.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

You gain 6 experience.

You got an item: esoteric pizza (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: warmer bag (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood
  

References

• The description refers to Paperboy, in which players deliver newspapers to subscribers and break the windows of non-subscribers.