Plastered hammerer
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You are fighting a plastered hammerer.
Mild-mannered construction worker by day, this guy cuts loose a bit too much at night. Egged on by what his construction friends say, he's looking for a fight. Hey, did you see that? I made a poem!
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He hammers you. His fists aren't the hammer; the hammer is his hammer.
- He drops a hammer on your foot and apologizes before he remembers you're fighting. It still hurts, though.
- While you're trying to explain to him that "plastered" is a euphemism for "very drunk," he hits you with his cast.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to hammer you, but you have to get him to explain what exactly the hammer is. It turns out it's not his fist, it's literally a hammer. So next time, you'll know.
- He drops a hammer, but you're footloose and fancy free. You're not sure how the lack of fanciness helps, but the loose feet get you out of range.
- When you explain to him that "plastered" is a euphemism for "very drunk," he goes to find someone to cut his cast off.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 16-25 chips.
You gain 16 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.