Plowed trashman
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You are fighting a plowed trashman.
When this guy isn't getting paid to take out the trash in a literal sense, he's generally trying to take out the trash here at the bar in a more metaphorical sense. Right now he's plowed enough to think everyone is trash, including you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He ambushes you from inside a garbage can. You're not sure which of you actually got the worst end of that deal.
- He tries to take you out. And not to dinner and a movie. Not even to the aquarium. Nope, he takes you to Paintown, which doesn't live up to its reputation.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He lurks in ambush inside a garbage can, but you hang back until he runs out of patience. Luckily for you, he's quite a grouch, so you don't have to wait long.
- He takes out the trash. You help with the recycling.
- He tries to take you out, but you can't agree on where to go.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain some experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.