Possessed eyewash station

possessed eyewash station

You are fighting a possessed eyewash station.

It's important to always have an eyewash station in a chemistry lab where you might, you know, get things in your eyes you'd like to wash out. In this case, however, you'd better be wearing your goggles, because the eyewash station has been possessed by some sort of evil spirit.

Now it's babbling something about "dihydrogen monoxide" and is out for blood.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The eyewash station sprays some water so cold you end up getting hit by a snowball instead. damage+ (ice) damage
• The eyewash station sprays your feet with some water, which wouldn't be so bad if it didn't also hit some nearby electrical wiring. (electric) damage
• The eyewash station sprays your face with some dihydrogen monoxide, but you're able to burn it off before it deals too much damage. (fire) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The eyewash station tries to spray you with some cold water, but its spouts clog with ice.
• The eyewash station sprays your feet with some water, making you wish you remembered your galoshes or mukluks or even your bouffant.
• The eyewash station sprays your face with some dihydrogen monoxide, but it's really not so bad.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 9*Level experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to electric damage.

Locations

• Abandoned Chemistry Lab
  

References

• The description and the third hit and miss messages refer to the Dihydrogen monoxide hoax.
• The second miss message refers to the "Bulbous Bouffant" sketch by The Vestibules.