Potted pickler
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You are fighting a potted pickler.
By day, he works in a pickle factory, and by night he drinks beer from a microbrewery called Pete's. If the potted pickler picks some pints of Pete's Porter, how many pints of Pete's Porter will the potted pickler potate? I guess you'll never find out because he stumbled into you and spilled his drinks. Now he's about to punch a paragon of pluck and puissance (namely, you).
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He pegs you with a pot of pickles. Vinegar... so... pungent. damage + (acid) damage
- He's plum out of ideas, so he just punches you. It still works pretty well.
- He pummels you until you're perpendicular to him, which is to say laid out on the floor.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He pulls out a pot of pickles, which you happily sample.
- He's plum out of ideas, which makes it easy to plunge out of the way of his punch.
- He tries to pummel you, but you manage to remain perpendicular to the floor.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 15-29 chips.
You gain 19 experience.
You got an item: iron knuckles 
(20.2 ± 1.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to fire damage.