Press Pass? What Press?

Oh, cool! The new Jokester 7500 is being demonstrated at one end of the hall, but ... it's for press only? Oh, man, what a rip-off! While you're fuming about that, an astute competitor swings over and gives you a quick pitch for their items. He also gives you some swag. Score!

You got an item: aeropack

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You got an item: broadsword of amorphous hatred

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You got an item: cloak of limited visibility

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You got an item: colossal jawbreaker

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You got an item: crossbow stock

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You got an item: juggling clubs

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You got an item: motivational DVD

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You got an item: quasidimensional gloves

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You got an item: registry cleaner software

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You got an item: shotgun of volatile enmity

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You got an item: unrequited lovers' locket

Location(s)

• Joke Day Convention