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You are fighting the Processor.
In many ways, the Processor is the brain of the computer. This one even has a bunch of neon-clad minions who worship it like a god.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- It puts you through "The Process" which is as painful as it is vague.
- Your talk of "users" has marked you as a blasphemer and several minions zap you with their weird pikes. (electric) damage
- The Processor sends out a wave of pure mental energy, overloading your brain with sights, smells, sounds, and feelings. (psychic) damage
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It puts you through "The Process", but it's really more of a make over, so now you look fabulous.
- Your talk of "users" has you branded a blasphemer, but all the minions are off on break, so they don't notice.
- The Processor sends out a wave of pure mental energy, filling you with life-affirming warm fuzzies.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain (Level*12, capped at 300) experience.
You got an item: processor pin 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Notes
- At the end of every turn (even if it is stunned), one of the following messages appear the normal attack:
- The Processor doesn't do anything apparent, but you can feel the effort of its thoughts radiating from the heatsink.
- You can sense the foreign intelligence of the Processor churning over something.
- After at least two turns, the Processor deals a large amount of damage with the following message after the normal attack:
- You hear a distinct cry for help from the Processor. Several burly programs run to its aid and give you a once-over for X, then leave just as promptly.
- Using Psionic Blast resets the timer, and gives the following message:
- You send out a pulse of mental anguish, dealing X damage to anything in the area and knocking out several programs that were trying to sneak up behind you. Ha! Serves them right!
References
- The second hit and miss messages refer the movie Tron.