Prowler

Prowler

You are fighting Prowler.

Second in command of the Paddlebots, this gunboat patrols the waters in order to make sure they're safe and secure. Safe and secure for Paddlebots that is, he's not gonna do you any favors.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The Prowler has not yet mastered the five bullets of doom, so it just shoots you five times.
The Prowler demonstrates its mastery of cyberninjitsu, emerging from the shadows to rain you with throwing bullets.
The Prowler is happy in the dark. It comes and leaves its mark.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The Prowler has not yet mastered the five bullets of doom, so it just shoots at you five times. Thankfully, these less doomful bullets are easily dodged.
The Prowler demonstrates its mastery of cyberninjitsu, but there's only so stealthy a gunboat can be.
The Prowler knows something about opening windows and doors... which is kind of creepy, but not immediately applicable.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (scales by stats) experience.

You got an item: enerbun globule (50.8 ± 1.1%)
You got an item: laser macrodiode (5.1 ± 0.5%)
You got an item: mona lisa drivetrain (9.9 ± 0.6%)