Plural: purple pills
This is a purple pill. It might turn you into a purple people eater. Thankfully there aren't any purple people around, so it's probably safe to take it. If you consider taking mystery medications a safe thing, that is.
Autosell value: 18
Using a bottle of pills
You pop the purple pill and immediately start to feel a sense of paranoia pervading your awareness. Everything appears to be out to get you. This naturally makes you a bit twitchy, but your reflexes certainly feel sharp. (Added for 30 minutes.)
Gives effect: Purple Cowardice
Using multiple: Same as single use
- The item description is a reference to the novelty song Purple People Eater by Sheb Wooley.