Quark-horned lizard
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You are fighting a quark-horned lizard.
With the glow, you can't really tell what type of lizard it was, just that it's reptilian. So don't call this thing a toad, or some biologist somewhere will get really annoyed at the misclassification. Probably.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The lizard pokes you with its little quark horns. They're little, but they're packed with energy!
- The lizard runs up your leg, sinking little frusion claws into your skin with every step. It's like high-speed acupuncture, without the relief.
- The lizard climbs a tree and jumps onto your face, where it does unspeakable things. It's the damage to your tongue that makes them unspeakable, mostly.
It drains some of your energy, stealing X PP.
Miss messages:
- The lizard is briefly scared off when a college student walks by, quoting Joyce. "Three quarks for muster Mark!"
- The frusion lizard wants to attack, but it's been in the shade too long and its blood isn't warmed up yet. Apparently even quantum reptiles are cold-blooded.
- The lizard attacks, but its tail falls off. It has to pause to grow another one. Frusion lizards heal quickly, it turns out.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 46 experience.
You got an item: frusion speck 
(30%)
You got an item: frusion speck (30%)
You got an item: frusion filament 
(16.7 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: frusion tendril 
(10.2 ± 2.5%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to all damage types.
Locations
References
- The foe is based on horned lizard, which is popularly called "horned toad", but is not a toad.
- The quote mentioned in the first miss message is from the book Finnegans Wake by James Joyce. It is known for being the source of the name of the quark.