Raskolnikov

Raskolnikov

You are fighting Raskolnikov.

He's not much as villains go--Raskolnikov's M.O. is basically to hit old ladies and steal their money. But he's persistent, and generally successful (though he breaks down something awful in the interrogation room), and he's got to be stopped.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Raskolnikov has a theory that he's so extraordinary, he can beat you up. It seems to be going pretty well so far.
• Raskolnikov confesses he's trying to beat you up, which would be more surprising if he weren't already in the process of doing so.
• Raskolnikov looks for an axe to hit you with, but only a tire iron is handy. Which is of course nearly as bad.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Raskolnikov has a theory that he's so extraordinary, he can beat you up. It seems to need some work.
• Raskolnikov confesses he's trying to beat you up, which you suspected all along.
• Raskolnikov looks for an axe to hit you with, but can't find anything handy. Pretty pathetic, really.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-40-160-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Raskolnikov's fur hat (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Your neighborhood
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

References

• Raskolnikov is the protagonist of Crime and Punishment by Feodor Dostoevsky.