Ravenous guppy

ravenous guppy

You are fighting a ravenous guppy.

Guppies are normally small and harmless pet fish. This one was mistreated as a young fry, though, and is exceptionally mean. Plus it hasn't eaten in days, so it's ravenous.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The fish holds a guppy rave, catching you with a bass drop. (sonic) damage
The problem with small fish is they travel in schools. This one travels in the school of hard knocks, and that's exactly what it delivers.
It takes a surprisingly nasty bite out of your leg. Apparently it's not only ravenous, but ill-tempered as well.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The fish holds a guppy rave. Sadly for its DJ career, it doesn't have opposable thumbs to hold the bass, let alone drop it.
The guppy calls on an entire school of other ravenous guppies to help it out, but you're too quick for them to school you.
It chomps down hard on a finger, but it doesn't hurt that much. It's only a guppy after all.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 59 experience.

You got an item: pearl of wisdom (80%)
You got an item: fishnet stockings (25.5 ± 2.4%)