Rich Cardinal Lou
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| Rich Cardinal Lou |
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You are fighting Rich Cardinal Lou.
Lou is one of the richest cardinals around. He used to be a successful lawyer, but turned to religion for the tax breaks and the ability to scam those he has authority over. A supernatural penchant for scheming and meddling lifts him up from mere white collar crime to the level of a proper villain.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Rich Lou does what any rich person would: pay someone to do his dirty work. A group of his hired thugs give you a beating.
- After what feels like a few months of scheming and plotting, Rich Cardinal Lou's plans come to fruition when you feel a dagger slip between your ribs.
- Lou raises one finger, summoning his driver. Out of nowhere this huge stretch limo caroms into you and sends you flying.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Cardinal Lou starts to attack, but you remind him of the Cardinal rule. Not wanting done unto himself, Lou wisely decides not to do unto you.
- Rich Cardinal Lou schemes and plots, but it's taking way too long. It's your turn again.
- Nothing would make Lou happier than to see you hurt, but as we all know money can't buy happiness so you're fine.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: cardinal's ruler 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
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This enemy is a wandering Villain. |
References
- Based on Cardinal Richelieu.
- The first miss message refers to The Golden Rule, also known as The Cardinal Rule. It is often stated as "Do unto others as you wish others to do unto you".