Samurai street fighter

samurai street fighter

You are fighting a samurai street fighter.

Feudalism is apparently making a big comeback within the illegal alley brawler crowd. In the immortal words of ZZ T'an: He's got swords, and he knows how to use them!
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He backs you against the wall and hits you with his swords over and over like a jerk.
• He whips his swords forward so fast it creates a sonic boom. (sonic) damage
• He drops into a dueling stance, waits for the perfect moment, and slashes you with his katana. It hurts way more than a wooden oar.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to back you against the wall, but you show him up by concentrating really hard on your next attack, then changing your mind at the last second and rushing him.
• He whips his swords forward so fast it creates a sonic boom, but you see it coming and dodge with great guile.
• He drops into a dueling stance, waits for the perfect moment, and... keeps waiting... waiting... wait for it... turns out he's not finding a good opening. This is what happens when you bring a sword to a superpower fight.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 83-127 chips.

You gain 99 experience.

You got an item: Tales of the Mag-Wai (2.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: katana (13.9 ± 1.9%)
You got an item: wakizashi (10.2 ± 1.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.

Locations

• Yang Boulevard
  

References

• The description refers to the song "Legs" by ZZ Top. The song contains the lyrics "She's got legs and she knows how to use them."
• The second hit and miss messages refer to Guile's Sonic Boom move in the Street Fighter video games.