ScarStream

ScarStream

You are fighting ScarStream.

Second in command of the Ford-bots, the cantankerous ScarStream is completely unable to keep his mouth shut, even when it's in his best interest. Even now, you hear him mutter "look out, I'm about to attack!" as he swoops in your direction.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He shoots you with his null ray. Parts of you stop working. It's quite painful.
ScarStream hooks some electrodes to your head and tries to generate enerbun from your thoughts. It's far more effective as torture than it is a source of energy.
To your great disadvantage, you find yourself standing between ScarStream and OmegaTron right when the former decides it's time to usurp the latter. His shot catches you right in the chest.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He zaps you with his null ray, but the results are nil.
ScarStream has you dead in his sights, but at the last minute he stops and tells you at great length his newest scheme for taking over leadership of the Ford-bots
ScarStream should be trying to attack you, but he turns and takes a pot shot at OmegaTron instead.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain <scaling> experience.

You got an item: Fordbot logo (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: laser macrodiode (4.4 ± 1.5%)
You got an item: mona lisa drivetrain (4.7 ± 1.6%)