Schnozzie Smith

Schnozzie Smith

You are fighting Schnozzie Smith.

This shortstop is known as the wizard of Schnoz. His nose is acrobatic, but his glove is sick. He turns goo. He can pick it with the best of them.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He stops you short with a punch to the gut.
• You try to dodge out of his way, but the umpire calls you out for leaving the basepaths, and gives Schnozzie a free hit.
• He wipes his glove on you. You feel ill. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He nearly hits you, but he stops short.
• He has to stop to have a major sneezing fit. With a schnoz like that, it knocks him over.
• He's got you trapped in a rundown, but slips on the grass. You barely slip by him.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ((0.6+0.06*Inning)*Level, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: baseball bat (15%)
You got an item: baseball (15%)
You got an item: cleats (15%)
You got an item: leather gloves (15%)
You got an item: smart bandages (15%)
You got an item: smart juice (15%)
You got an item: baseball jersey (15%)
You got an item: catcher's mask (15%)
You got an item: umpire's glasses (15%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Frank's Ballpark
  

Notes

• Appears on Inning 1, 1 outs; Inning 4, 1 outs; Inning 7, 1 outs.

References

• The name is a play on Ozzie Smith, retired baseball shortstop.
• The image is that of Ozzie Guillén, former shortstop, and current Chicago White Sox manager [1].