Septic scandals
septic scandals
Plural: Unknown; currently impossible to determine
Sensationalism indeed. This is one of those tabloids you see by the checkout counter with blaring headlines of utter nonsense. Usually about aliens or monsters or celebrities or celebrity babies or celebrities having babies with aliens or aliens having celebrities with monsters or babies monstering alien celebrities or...
Frankly, getting soaked in saw rewage... raw sewage, might have been a step up for this scandal rag.
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot traded, sold, or placed in a memento display
Item cannot be pulled while in a retcon run
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How Obtained
When Used
If Rank and Musty Daze is active:
It's obvious the sewage-soaked pages are important somehow, but your head is still buzzing from whatever's going on in the musty daze... dusty maze.
Yeah, it's probably best to leave there for a while until the daze wears off and you're back to your old self.
Without Rank and Musty Daze active:
Wait... you could have sworn those were some septic scandals, but they're sandals... and not even particularly dirty ones.
Maybe with these to remind you, the daze won't be quite as bad.
You got an item: skeptic sandals 
