Serial jaywalker

serial jaywalker

You are fighting a serial jaywalker.

Jaywalking may not be the most serious offense, but this guy takes it to a new level, walking in and out of traffic causing a public hazard.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The jaywalker darts into traffic, causing the drives to lay on their horns. (sonic) damage
• The jaywalker dodges into traffic, causing a car to swerve into you.
• The jaywalker wanders into traffic, causing a driver to swerve and almost hit an adorable kitten. The stress and trauma still hit home, though. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The jaywalker darts into traffic, causing the drivers to curse loudly. Not, like, loudly enough to hurt you though. That would be crazy.
• The jaywalker dodges into traffic, causing a car to slam on the brakes.
• The jaywalker wanders into traffic, causing a driver to swerve towards an adorable kitten, but you're able to snag the kitten before anything tragic can happen.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain chips.

Unspecified XP

You got an item: jaywalking shoes (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: walking jay pin (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• The streets of downtown Twilight