Shoeless Joe Friday
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| Shoeless Joe Friday |
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You are fighting Shoeless Joe Friday.
If there's one thing this man stands for, it's rules. If there's one thing he stands against, it's people who don't follow rules. Yes, even though it means that as a shoeless man he can never accept service at any place of commerce.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Joe punches you a regulation number of times.
- Joe catches you in a net and drags you through the rally.
- Joe explains that, by regulation, all superhero battles must involve said hero being set on fire. You really need to talk to the city about these things. damage+ (fire) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Joe considers giving you the regulation number of punches, but cogitating and solving are outside his jurisdiction.
- Joe catches you in a net, but you manage to drag yourself out.
- Joe explains that, by regulation, all superhero battles must involve said hero being set on fire. You remind him to file the appropriate paperwork and he heads to city hall.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 62 experience.
You got an item: Palooka Joe gum 
(15.7 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: shoehorn 
(4.7 ± 1.5%)
You got an item: swamp moccasins 
(16.9 ± 2.6%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to fire damage.
100% weak to psychic damage.
Locations
References
- The name refers to baseball player Shoeless Joe Jackson and detective Joe Friday from the Dragnet radio and television series. The image is of Jack Webb, who portrayed Joe Friday.
