Silicon Scooter

Silicon Scooter

You are fighting Silicon Scooter.

Named for the powerful silicon computer scooter given to her by a mysterious being called "The Cloud," the Silicon Scooter rides the streets of Twilight, trying to bring sentience to the city computers in order to usher in the war of the machines.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The Silicon Scooter runs her scooter over your foot. It's a surprisingly heavy scooter.
• The villain revs her scooter and shoots you with a blast of exhaust from the back of the vehicle. Most scooters are fuel efficient, but this criminal scooter has extra-acidic soot to make it more evil. (acid) damage
• Miss Silicon channels computer energy from the scooter (also called "electricity" in many places) and blasts you with it. (electric) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The villain tries to use computer terminology to RAM you, but that's not how it works.
• The villain tries to run you over by shifting into drive, but only succeeds in making her cup holder tray pop out.
• You utter a simple logic trap like "I'm lying." This causes the scooter to crash and throw its rider to the ground. It only takes a moment for both rider and scooter to recover, though.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-24-154-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: silicon scooter (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

References

• The enemy is a possible reference to "Scooter Computer and Mr. Chips" from Schoolhouse Rock!.
• The second miss message refers to a popular story about a novice computer user who mistakes a computer's optical drive tray for a cupholder.

This enemy is a wandering Villain.