Skateboarding teen

skateboarding teen

You are fighting a skateboarding teen.

Some punk teenager on a skateboard seems to have the mistaken impression that just because you're wearing a goofy superhero outfit, that means you're willing to put up with being taunted and pushed around a little. Boy is he ever wrong.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He kicks the skateboard out from under his feet. It zips toward you and ricochets off your shins painfully. You wince the night away.
Getting his bearings, the skateboarder wheels about, rails against you, and then trucks over and decks you.
The skater kicks the board into the air and then scrapes it down the length of your torso. Man, what a grind.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The teen swoops toward you on his skateboard, but at the last second he hits a rock and goes sprawling.
He skates at you, but becomes too bored to follow through.
Another skater zips by, cutting off the teen's attack route and forcing him to bail.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 5-8 chips.