Sludgyre

Sludgyre

You are fighting the Sludgyre.

A massive dripping shape hauls itself from Porcelain Bay, reaching onto dry land with tentacles of reeking garbage. You're sure there's some deeper environment message about plastics or sunscreen or something, but right now people are in danger and it's time for your league to step in.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The slimy Sludgyre slaps you with a terribly toxic tendril. (acid) damage
• The Sludgyre surges towards you, covering you in a syrupy green liquid that could pass for sky water. (acid) damage
• The Sludgyre sucks up some of the pollution from Porcelain Bay (that's good!) then spews it all over you (that's bad!) (acid) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• You slip under the slimy Sludgyre's terribly toxic tendril.
• The Sludgyre surges towards you, but you manage to avoid feeding the rush... whatever that means.
• The Sludgyre sucks up some of the pollution from Porcelain Bay (that's good!) then spews it right back in (that's bad!)

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

The Sludgyre collapses!

Your league gains 5 Prestige!

You found an item for your League Vault: mint condition card (Unspecified Drop rate)
You found an item for your League Vault: municipal trash cannon (Unspecified Drop rate)
You found an item for your League Vault: coffee sludge (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• League Battlefield
  

Notes

• At the end of each round of combat:

The miasma of toxic gasses around the Sludgyre poisons you.

• During each subsequent round of combat:

The toxins continue to burn you for X (acid) damage.

References

• Refers to Hedorah, also known as the Smog Monster.
• The second miss message mentions sky water, which refers to Mountain Dew.
• The second hit and miss messages refer to Mountain Dew challenger Surge, and their slogan "Feed the Rush".