Smashed wrecker
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You are fighting a smashed wrecker.
It is said when you drink your true nature comes out. Apparently in his daily life this man is already very true to his nature, because when he’s drunk he’s pretty good at breaking things.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He wrecks you. Well, he hits you for some damage, "wrecks" might be overstating it.
- He wrecks a stool and throws the pieces at you.
- He wrecks vengeance upon you. When you try to correct his grammar, he wreaks vengeance for the interruption.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to wreck you, but ends up wrecking another patron's motorcycle instead. Uh oh.
- He wrecks a stool and just stands there among the pieces, looking pleased with himself.
- He tries to wreck vengeance upon you, but you patiently explain that's not actually how it works.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain some experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.