SnoBot

SnoBot

You are fighting SnoBot.

An advanced variant on a toy sno-cone maker, this robot's central unit contains a nearly bottomless supply of slush designed to dish out instant ice cream headaches.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The SnoBot hoses you down with sno-cone slush and blue raspberry syrup. You're as delicious as you are frozen. (ice) damage
The SnoBot hefts up a chunk of ice the size of a car. It also throws it at you like a car, whereupon it explodes like a car. Unlike a car, the explosion is quite cold. (ice) damage
The SnoBot offers you its patented absolute zero sno-cone. It's, unfortunately, too delicious not to eat. (ice) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The SnoBot tries to hose you with sno-cone slush and blue raspberry syrup, but you catch the mix in a paper cone. It howls that you've found its only weakness.
The SnoBot hefts up a chunk of ice the size of a car. It also throws it at you like a car, whereupon you dodge it like a car. Seriously, have these guys seen the drivers downtown?
The SnoBot offers you its patented absolute zero sno-cone, but not eating it is the better part of valor.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain scaling experience.

You got an item: laser macrodiode (8 ± 2.1%)
You got an item: superconductor chip (19.9 ± 1.1%)