Superultimate frisbee player
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You are fighting a Superultimate frisbee player.
Given that ultimate frisbee is a team sport played something like soccer, but with a frisbee, superultimate frisbee is something like rugby played with a deadly weapon frisbee. Players of superultimate frisbee don't let anyone get in their way, not even super heroes.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- A frisbee bounces off of you. Which would be fine if it weren't for the razors.
- You get caught in the scrum. It's as painful as it sounds.
- Some ultimate frisbee players and superultimate frisbee players get into a fight on the field. You manage to break them up, but at what cost? Getting your toes stepped on with cleats, mostly.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- A frisbee comes spinning towards you, but you duck before it End of Lines you.
- You stay well away from the scrum. It just doesn't sound like a good time.
- Some ultimate frisbee players and superultimate frisbee players get into a fight on the field. You manage to break them up without even getting your feet stepped on in cleats.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 7-12 chips.
You gain 6 experience.
You got an item: metal-rimmed frisbee 
(7.8 ± 2%)
You got an item: cleats 
(21.7 ± 3.1%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- The first miss message refers to a frisbee game in the movie Tron.