Talk:Cement Brunette

Malk: I'm having problems editing today so I'm just message dumping instead.

You attack ... Your attack seems solid, but it gets deflected without doing any damage.
You attack ... Your opponent parries, foiling your attack.
You attack ... You attack valiantly, but your weapon fails to connect.
You attack ... You hit the foe! You hit for 187 damage.
You attack ... It's a close call, but your opponent dodges at the last second.

Your opponent attacks ... The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
Your opponent attacks ... The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. She hits you for 6 (sonic) damage.
Your opponent attacks ... The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too. She hits you for 2 damage.

Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! She takes 4 damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!