Talk:Zoot riot suit
Dumping texts. Number of ? is count of occurences.
Combat start: 
In your pocket you find a case of Slim Jim's for your masticating pleasure. You and Joey the Amateur split them.
Combat end (win): You finish your 45 HP snack with Joey the Amateur. That's some good stuff.
(values: 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45, 45)
Combat end (using yule blocks): That fight interrupted your snack time with Joey the Amateur. Stupid having to fight.
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Combat start: A ghostly shape appears next to you, whispering in your ear about ships, whiskey, and cellophane. You'll have to puzzle that one out.
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Combat start: The bright colors of your suit trigger a total riot, causing everyone around you to start cutting a jiggerbug.
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Combat start: With your big ol hats (not included) and fancy ties (not pictured) you can take it on the chin with a Cheshire grin.
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Combat start: Inspired by the crazy colors of your suit, you can't help but jump, jive, and wail like a banshee.
????? ????? ?? some (15) sonic damage?
Combat start: Hidee hidee hidee hi, hode hode hode ho. Hee dee hee dee hee dee hee. A hidee hidee hidee ho.
????? ???? maybe +chips? around +20%?
After any encounter (combat/noncombat), in a gray box: Your zoot riot suit inspires you to ponder the difference between East Coast and West Coast swing. Hmmm. You get an extra Intellect point!
(happened even after using yule block)
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After a combat (in a gray box): Your zoot riot suit inspires you to do a rapid Jitterbug. Talk about fancy footwork! You get an extra Reflex point!
? (happened in a combat that started with the jitterbug message)
After any encounter (combat/noncombat), in a gray box: Your zoot riot suit inspires you to do a vigorous Lindy Hop. It's quite the workout! You get an extra Strength point!
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Wild speculation: some of the messages add "charges" towards a chance to increase one of the stats.