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- X is a random number between 1 and 499.
- At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown
Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.
- Where <enemy> is one of:
- beatniks
- cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
- clouds of gnats
- crabgrass
- embarrassing personal problems
- hipsters
- internet outages
- ketchup on hotdogs
- Mondays
- parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
- people covered in fish
- people driving with their left blinker on
- people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
- politicians
- purple people eaters
- ring-tailed lemurs
- striped caterpillars
- stupid commercial jingles
- talking raccoons
- things not working properly even after you've thumped them