The Girl Two Doors Down

The Girl Two Doors Down

You are fighting The Girl Two Doors Down.

This is the girl two doors down, who doesn't get noticed because the cute and wholesome girl next door gets all the attention. Lonely and ignored, she took up a life of crime in order to get some attention, whatever it takes.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Failing to find any seagulls, she scares a bunch of geese into you with her umbrella.
• She asks why you don't ever have her over to to play games anymore then, while you're trying to explain yourself, punches you right in the gut.
• She reveals your one weakness, which she apparently learned from the guys who live next to her. Noooooooo! (psychic) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She tries to scare a bunch of geese into you, but they just hiss at her. Man, geese are even jerks to villains.
• She asks why you don't ever have her over to to play games anymore then, but you explain it's the whole "villain thing."
• She reveals a lump of cryptonase, exclaiming that she's found your one weakness. You patiently explain that she's thinking of someone else and that she shouldn't pick things up in the sewers.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-45-198-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: gothy black dress (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood
  

References

• The name of the villain is an altered version of the "girl next door" archetype.
• The first hit and miss messages refer to a scene in the movie Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in which Henry Jones, Sr. uses an umbrella to scare a flock of seagulls.

This enemy is a static Villain.