The Mad Bomber Wot Bombs at Somethingorother

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The Mad Bomber Wot Bombs at Somethingorother

You are fighting The Mad Bomber Wot Bombs at Somethingorother.

Why does a mad bomber bomb madly? Might as well ask why does the wind shine, or the sun blow?
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • The Mad Bomber bombs you madly, truly, deeply. (fire) damage+ damage
  • The Mad Bomber doesn't get mad, he gets explosive. Correction: he gets mad, you get exploded. Sorry. (fire) damage+ damage
  • The Bomber checks his watch carefully, verifying that it is indeed precisely midnight. Of course the Bomber stopped his watch at midnight years ago, but that's beside the point. He does now what he always does at this time. (fire) damage+ damage



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • The Mad Bomber goes totally mad about you. Which means he tells some mildly humorous jokes that don't keep you from flipping the channel after about a minute and a half.
  • The Bomber tries to explain, "it's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, uh, shoot, I've lost count about how many mads that was." By the time he catches up, it's too late for the "bomb" part of the message.
  • The Bomber tries to set up you by winging a "zero bomb" at you, but you take off every zig to avoid it.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


You gain some chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Mad Bomber magazine (Guaranteed Drop)







Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.


Locations

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

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