The Moitalizer

The Moitalizer

You are fighting The Moitalizer.

This New Joisey import is a master of three things: joims, woims, and the toims of engagement.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The Moitalizer violates the toims of engagement with a cheap shot.
• The Moitalizer demonstrates his rhythmic walking and attracts a woim to eat you. damage + (acid) damage
• The Moitalizer exposes you to joims from the distant world of Joisey.

Special Attack: Contact with The Moitalizer causes your limbs to numb and weaken. You acquire an effect: Drained. (Added for 30 minutes.)

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The Moitalizer could violate the toims of engagement to get in a cheap shot, but keeps his pride instead.
• The Moitalizer walks without rhythm and fails to attract the woim.
• The Moitalizer exposes you to joims, but you're up to date on all your vaccines.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-41-171-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: moital combat fatigues (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• The name is based on a common threat by Moe from the Three Stooges "I'll moitalize ya".
• The description is in stereotypical Brooklyn accent.
• "joims" is likely from an old Saturday Night Live skit about a Brooklyn playhouse putting on "Da War of Da Woilds" (a spoof of the War of the Worlds radio drama by Orson Welles) where the aliens were killed by "joims".
• The image is of Jean-Claude Van Damme, a famous martial artist, body builder, and actor.
• The second hit and miss messages refer to the lyrics "If you walk without rhythm it won't attract the worm" from "Star 69 / Weapon of Choice". That, in turn refers to Dune.