Thug

thug

You are fighting a thug.

Make no bones about it, this guy looks a little shifty, but not too menacing.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The thug gives you a t-hug, which is thug code for "punches you."
The thug hits you in the guht. Er, the tug hits you in the gut. Something like that.
He slugs you with his baseball bat. While you writhe in pain he takes a lap around some imaginary bases.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The thug hits you with a sock full of coins. Coins are made out of lightweight plax these days, though, so it doesn't hurt much.
He kicks at you but falls down. He's not much of a criminal.
Attempting but failing to perpetrate some serious thuggery on you, the thug frowns and pouts for a bit. You're not inclined to be sympathetic.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 4-7 chips.