Uncommon fool

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uncommon fool

You are fighting an uncommon fool.

They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion.
  • With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away.
  • He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and tosses a plastic squid at your face. damage+ (sonic) damage



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • He starts talking, but you plug your ears and scream "La la la!"
  • With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory!
  • He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and waits patiently for you to follow his order. You calmly explain if you had a kraken, you wouldn't be fighting him.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


You gain <7*Level, max 300> experience.

You got an item: broomstick Horse.jpg (18.8 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: springtime fresh puppet Springtimefreshpuppet.gif (18.1 ± 6.6%)
You got an item: pure pyrite Purepyrite.gif (18.8 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: Bug Buddy Bugbuddy.gif (18.1 ± 6.6%)
You got an item: celestial snarl Celestialsnarl.gif (20.3 ± 6.8%)
You got an item: run-down pyramid Rundownpyramid.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)




Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.


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