Under-taker

under-taker

You are fighting a under-taker.

An under-taker is someone who takes stuff and then keeps in underground, in the sewers. You'd think that would be an under-keeper, but somehow it doesn't work out that way.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Despite living in these sewers for years, he still hasn't turned into an awesome mutant. He just sighs and hits you with his shovel.
He doesn't hit you with the shovel, but a few droplets fly off and land on you. Eugh, do you know where that shovel has been? (acid) damage
He considers doing something clever for a while, but just hits you with his shovel.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Despite living in these sewers for years, he still hasn't turned into an awesome mutant. His eyebeams seriously never hit. They're awful.
A few droplets fly off his shovel and land on you, but you're already in the sewers so it doesn't seem like a big deal.
He considers doing something clever for a while, but just swings his shovel at you ineffectually.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 21-36 chips.