Uneasy rider

uneasy rider

You are fighting an uneasy rider.

You come across an edgy counterculture rider who used to be in search of America. Then one day he found it. That might be what's making him so uneasy.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He offers you the touchstone of a generation, but it turns out it's just a joybuzzer. Or... maybe the touchstone of that generation is a joybuzzer? damage+ (electric) damage
• He uneasily rides over you. Which is only fair, it's actually pretty hard to stay on a motorcycle doing that.
• You're not sure if he found America, but he definitely found some sweet motorcycle joust techniques. It's quite a bit faster than a horse and no less painful.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He offers you the touchstone of a generation, but your teachers always told you not to take touchstones from strangers.
• He uneasily rides by you. Which is only fair, I mean how often do guys like this need to face down superheroes?
• You're not sure if he found America, but he definitely found some sweet motorcycle joust techniques. Unfortunately for him, folks in Twilight still remember the ostrich days, so motorcycles are nothing.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 12-25 chips.

You gain 16 experience.

You got an item: motorcycle helmet (18.3 ± 2.9%)
You got an item: leather gloves (17.1 ± 2.8%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to acid damage.

Locations

• Nearby slums
  

References

• Both the name and the description refer to the movie Easy Rider, in which two riders were in search of America but couldn't really find it.
• The third miss message contains a reference to Joust, a video game about jousting on ostriches.