Unidentifiable English king

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unidentifiable English king

You are fighting an unidentifiable English king.

This is one of the former kings of England. You're not quite sure which one--they all kind of run together and half of Shakespeare's kings were named Henry, anyway. Maybe you should have paid more attention in history class, huh?
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • The king gives a very impassioned speech -- something about putting on his breeches once more -- and then charges you.
  • It's been said a man can die but once. But before he dies he can be hurt many, many times. The king demonstrates this by hitting you repeatedly.
  • The king leers at you. Oh! So this must be king Lear. Ow, that pun is just awful. It's so bad it hurts. Literally.



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • The king is too busy eating the bitter bread of banishment to do anything else.
  • The king apparently decides "the better part of valor is discretion" and chooses--for the moment--to hang back.
  • Instead of attacking you he runs around looking for his horse, but never seems to find it.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 79-132 chips.

You gain 105 experience.

You got an item: royal crown Crown.gif (15.1 ± 1%)
You got an item: snug breeches Breeches.gif (14.9 ± 1%)
You got an item: fall's staff Larchwood-staff.gif (9.7 ± 2.1%)






Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to psychic damage.
50% weak to sonic damage.


Locations

References

  • The first hit message refers to Henry V: "Once more unto the breach".
  • The second hit message refers to Julius Caesar: "Cowards die many times before their deaths".
  • The third hit message refers to King Lear.
  • The first miss message refers to Richard II: "Eating the bitter bread of banishment".
  • The second miss message refers to Henry IV, Part 1: "The better part of valour is discretion".
  • The third miss message refers to Richard III: "A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!"
  • "fall's staff" refers to Falstaff, a fictional character who appears in three plays by William Shakespeare.