Wrecked smasher
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You are fighting a wrecked smasher.
This obligerated ( = belligerent + obliterated) jerk must be drinking the gamma booze, because he’s just one coat of green paint away from being a primal smashing force. It makes for good TV, but in person it’s pretty annoying.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He doesn't seem to get stronger the angrier he gets, but he does punch you more the angrier he gets.
- His boss calls him to tell him he's getting rebooted again. He gets so angry that he punches where your head happens to be.
- He smashes you. Sometimes you've just gotta stick with what works.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He doesn't seem to get stronger the angrier he gets. He actually just gets sulkier. It isn't really a superpower, but it's why all his friends call him the Incredible Sulk.
- He stops for a moment, trying to remember if he's supposed to be fighting you this reboot.
- He tries to smash you, but you're a knight's knight and he can't touch you. Stupid imbalanced characters.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 15-29 chips.
You gain 19 experience.
You got an item: iron knuckles 
(20.2 ± 1.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to fire damage.
Locations
References
- The description refers to The Incredible Hulk, who gained his powers from a gamma bomb.