Ye Olde Matte Markete
| Store: Ye Olde Matte Markete | |
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| Location: | Echo of Downtown |
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| Unlocks: | At Mar 19th, 2015 |
It's good to know black markets have been around forever, but it's also a little shocking to see the stuff that used to be illegal. No wonder every generation thinks the world is doomed; look at all the stuff we've made legal!
- With no ancient quarter chips:
The proprietor trades in quarter chips, which haven't been in circulation in years and years. When you offer him full chips, he just says "Woah, hold it up, big spender."
- Otherwise:
You currently have X ancient quarter chips.
| Choose an Item | Price |
|---|---|
 contraband liquorice |
1 ancient quarter chip |
 anachronistic Gingerette |
3 ancient quarter chips |
 villainous moustache |
5 ancient quarter chips |
 radish ration coupon |
5 ancient quarter chips |
 Bray energy drink |
10 ancient quarter chips |
| Purchase |
Trading in quarter chips
- When you get contraband liquorice:
You spend one thin quarter chip.
- When you get anachronistic Gingerette:
You spend 3 quarter chips.
- When you get villainous moustache:
You spend 5 quarter chips... not 1.25 chips. That's apparently totally different.
- When you get radish ration coupon:
You spend 5 quarter chips... not 1.25 chips. That's apparently totally different.
- When you get Bray energy drink:
You spend 10 quarter chips... not 2.50 chips. That's apparently totally different.