ZOM-U chemist

ZOM-U chemist

You are fighting a ZOM-U chemist.

Amid the fields of aluminum and iron oxide, you run across a cyborg that looks like she's in the middle of failed experiment. It must have failed because there's no other reason to be angry with that much fire, because fire is awesome.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The cyborg experiments on you. It turns out you're flammable. (fire) damage
• The cyborg mixes up an accelerant which, despite the name, doesn't accelerate you at all. Unless you count the part where you run faster when you're on fire. (fire) damage
• The cyborg demonstrates that anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering a splitting headache. (psychic) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The cyborg experiments on you. It turns out you're inflammable. Wait, no, the opposite of that.
• The cyborg mixes up an accelerant which, despite the name, doesn't make her any faster.
• The cyborg demonstrates that fear leads to anger, which would be a problem if you were afraid of her.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: pouch of pyrophoricity (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: "unpoppable" balloon (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: counterweight and pulleys (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: antagonism agonist (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Trash Heap
  

Notes

• At the end of each round of combat:

sometimes:

The trash heap reaches up towards you with a nearly human rage.

followed by:

You manage to dodge through the pile of rusted metal bits with surprising grace, avoiding both damage and super-tetanus.

or,

The pile of rusted metal bits tugs and cuts at you for X damage.

References

• The description mentions aluminum and iron oxide, which can be made into thermite.
• The third hit and miss messages refer to Yoda's warning to Anakin in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace.