ZOM-U physics major
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You are fighting a ZOM-U physics major.
Among the many disordered heaps of garbage, this cyborg is building a single massive tower of carefully balanced pieces of trash. As long as you don't have to pull any pieces out, you should be fine.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The cyborg applies some leverage to another pile of trash, covering you in sharp (and odorous) bits of garbage. damage + (psychic) damage
- The cyborg pulls a piece out of the tower, letting it totter back and forth. It doesn't seem likely to fall, but eventually the Dread gets to you. (psychic) damage
- The cyborg cuts a conveniently-placed rope, sending an anvil down onto your head.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The cyborg applies some leverage to another pile of trash, carefully boosting another piece to the top of his tower.
- The cyborg pulls a piece out of the tower, letting it totter back and forth. It falls after ten seconds, so it's technically not his fault.
- The cyborg cuts a conveniently-placed rope, but you've seen enough cartoons to know the anvil's coming.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 150 experience.
You got an item: hanging anvil 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: restrained boulder 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: counterweight and pulleys 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: physics notes 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Notes
- At the end of each round of combat:
- sometimes:
- The trash heap reaches up towards you with a nearly human rage.
- followed by:
- You manage to dodge through the pile of rusted metal bits with surprising grace, avoiding both damage and super-tetanus.
- or,
- The pile of rusted metal bits tugs and cuts at you for X damage.
References
- The description and most of the combat messages refer to Jenga.