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Malk: I'm having problems editing today so I'm just message dumping instead.

You attack ... Your attack seems solid, but it gets deflected without doing any damage.<br>
You attack ... Your opponent parries, foiling your attack.<br>
You attack ... You attack valiantly, but your weapon fails to connect.<br>
You attack ... You hit the foe! You hit for 187 damage.<br>
Your opponent attacks ... The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. She hits you for 6 (sonic) damage.<br>
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! She takes 4 damage.<br>
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!