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Hi, Sanjuro here. This page is for whatever.

==Temporary storage==
* Purchasing lucky seven shooter:
: You're able to pick up a lucky seven shooter for only 10 silver stars. You feel like a lucky punk.
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* Purchasing spooky pumpkin mask:
: You're able to get a spooky mask for just 10 silver stars. Now you're ready to Halloween in style.
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* Purchasing leaf blower:
: This place has a reputation for pretty good deals, but 10 silver stars for a leafblower is pretty good, even ignoring the whole history of heroism.
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* Purchasing gingerbread shield:
: You try to buy the shield in gingerbread stars, but the gingerbread price is outrageous. It's a good thing you have 10 silver stars instead.
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* Plural of rose dice cream cake:
: rose dice cream cakes
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* Purchasing Father Time's scythe:
: It's a new year, which means time for a sale on the new model of scythes! Seriously, only 10 silver stars?
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* Purchasing 2020 hindsight glasses:
: You knew you'd regret not having given the shopkeeper 10 silver stars for those glasses, so you beat the rush.
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* Purchasing marching baton:
: You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and receive the weighty responsibilities of Major Drum, or at least a drum major.
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* Purchasing Death's dark feather:
: You channel every fan that thinks you need a dark and edgy reboot, give your best growl, and buy the feather for 5 silver stars.
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* Purchasing Eldritch's arcanf annulus:
: Unimaginable arcane blessings tumble downward from the stars themselves... specifically from the 5 silver stars you paid the shopkeeper.
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* Purchasing Sweeper's curled rock:
: Technically, purchasing the curled rock requires 5 silver stars and affirming you watch curling all the time, but the shopkeeper is willing the waive the last part.
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* Purchasing Favorite's untouchable apple:
: You pass the teacher... er, shopkeeper 5 silver stars and thus is the title of Favorite passed to you.
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